But then you’re just another tool in a Mustang

You are now my favorite writer for Jalopnik. Please more 80s and 90s Japanese shitbox content. I want so much to daily a K swapped Orthia but despite being "the car capital of the world" California laws make that almost impossible. I might try to find a first gen Accord wagon and swapping in a h22 but it's just not…

I was going to not burn it but my toaster was 1.5psi off. 

They know how to get this bread

Also people who never use quick travel in open world games.

Finally, a game for Nintendo fans

We better all get used to staying put. 400 days sounds like a good time to let this Coronavirus thing blow over.

Life: Sexually transmitted and always fatal

Ah the ol’ weebmachine.

“Readers” is a strong term. These choices look like they were made by illiterates.

“Readers” is a strong term. These choices look like they were made by illiterates.

I think the vast majority of our voters forgot how to read. Democracy is dead.

I think the vast majority of our voters forgot how to read. Democracy is dead.

Um, why does Greninja have a large erection? 

ugh that floating roof ugh

Love that they cut around the “C” and probably thought, “Fuck, that took way too long, forget cutting around the others.” lol

3 times longer....pffft.

Ford vs Ferrari Pt.2(?)

Entitled asshole car company that makes cars for entitled assholes, acts like an entitled asshole. Details at 11