The stock market can go to hell.

Can we talk about how Mk7s still look great 6 years on

...... I feel like we’re probably the same age. Good list.

Except for The Sixth Sense, which is a fucking tragic pile of shit.

I wish Disney cared to pay me to plug Home Alone. Instead, I pay them $7 a month to have access to it at all hours of the day, in case a Home Alone emergency arises.

As someone who lives further north, salt is useless if you have more than a few inches of snow, and especially if the temp is dropping. The salt lowers the melting point, but the snow/ice stays frozen if the temp is below the lower melting point. Any additional salt spread just gets trapped in the snow and plowed to th…

My vote for worst of 2021? ALL slideshows! So I guess I’m not going to get to see this one.

(Note: I understand that this is a directive from your owners.  Not taking a shot at Jalopnik writers.  No need to answer, just blink twice if you’re being held against your will.)

Most exciting thing that happened in Swindon for 25,000 years

I hope you’re aware of who Graham Norton is here Luke because you’re kicking a hornet’s nest.

Makes you wonder why they’d bother doing it if you’re damned either way.  

Who cares if the “normal consumer” wants crossovers? This website does not serve most of those people. I owned a Mk. 7 GTI and I love the idea of this car, especially since the new Mk. 8 is by every single media account a big step down from the 7. And forget the new WRX with that styling. You may not like the Integra,…

Have you actually owned a VW product recently? It seems this remark is based upon early 2000s VW problems.

My 4-year old GTI hasn’t had a single problem, aside from one of the little rubber grommets that cushion the console compartment door when you close it popping loose... From my circles of fellow GTI owners, I kind of think the majority of GTI and VW build quality woes are mostly apocryphal at this point. And yes, I’d…

Take it back... Clue is not a bad movie... I will Fight you... 

I have two. They happen to both be blue Renaults for some reason. My dad’s 1977 Renault 12 break, and my first car, a Renault Espace MK1 from hell that me and my wife bought in 2011 and kept for about 5 years, until the engine died after multiple stuff failed (way too much to list) and a pile of repair bills stinking…

probably would sound like Steve Blum

At that point, just watch the original. 

So this means one less kid screaming the n-word in the COD lobby. One down, many more to go.

I’d have to guess the DA will attempt to try this kid as a adult.