Don't ever fuck with Tronald Dump.

But if he does sue you, I have a feeling that you'll figure out how to become a trained lawyer with only a 90 second montage, and some hip-based dance moves from Carl Weathers

***Spike Lee angrily tweets address for the Baltimore Ravens Training Facilities***

James Woods doesn't WANT TO WIN THIS SUIT FOR COCAINE MONEY

My review of The AV Club's coverage of the first season of Review: 0 stars…

" That’s barely, what—like a few weeks’ worth of cooking?"

One of the most underrated sitcoms ever, and certainly one of the greatest - although outside of a few niche review sites, it will never get that recognition.

If it would help keep it alive, I'm there has got to be a way to tie into Marvel's Universe.

I would definitely rank Persona among the top five films that open with an erect penis, ever.

One of these days you should really splurge, and get a hooker from the right side of the tracks.
Totally worth the extra money.

As long as you can get at least a half for Amy Schumer then she won't be found guilty.

I just recently picked up a PS4 in the amazon prime day - the $400 bundle w/ Arkham knight, Witcher 3 & 1yr of PS Plus - and I'm very tempted to pick up The Order. I know the reviews aren't good, but the graphics look just so damn gorgeous.
Similarly, I just picked up AC Unity. I was well aware of its glitch issues,…

What a mean article towards pinhead.
The writer really didn't need to needle him so much.

A camera followed Batman as he walked the streets of New York, to capture the reactions of people watching him.

There already is a pretty damn good depiction of what a realistic Lara Croft would look like.
They could've just used that as their comparison, 'ya know.

I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow!!

Child labor laws are ruining this country.

You know, if you had just bothered to do a proper ocular patdown then you wouldn't have wasted time on this stupid story.

Filthy, disgusting illegal prostitutes stealing jobs from hard working, American made whores!

Well, I used to love Cosby, then some stuff happened,
yada yada, and now my blurb is no longer on his biography!