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Considering that we’ve seen an allarming pattern of Sandy Hook survivors and their relatives suiciding, I mantain my opinion that those miserable bastards who harassed them with these disgusting “theories” should be hanged in public squares, Alex Jones included.

But how did Dawson and Booker wind up dating?

The effect that the shooting itself had on these young people and how it could have had a play in their deaths now has been already pointed. So I want to highlight another issue...

DING-DING-DING!

A few days ago our Brazilian President posted a video of a guy shoving a finger into his own ass, and then being peed upon his head. Top that, Spain!

Well, well, good news for you all, fellow Americans!

I’ve watched the video, but then again, I’m an Officer in Brazil. If you people follow international news, you know that two days ago we had a “Columbine style” attack here (two attackers, now dead, and one of them actually stated in a manifesto that they were trying to emulate Columbine in the school they attacked,

Well, at least now we have written proof that he’s against progress, evolution and development. Although, on this specific issue, somebody should remind Donnie Two-Scoops that he’s the one flying in one of the most technologically advanced passenger planes in the World.

I... Wait... Oh, Dear God! Look at the hand! Look at the size of that fucking hand! It looks completely photoshopped in it, sraight from a pic of a 10 years old kid! And keep in mind that it’s closer to the camera, related to the head, so it’s actually even smaller than it shows in the pic!

Nero has made a two-hour youtube video about plot holes in The Last Jedi.

This rat is a disgrace for the reputation of rats. I’ve never seen a rat stuck in anything before. These motherfuckers can pass through cracks in walls where you couldn’t pass you pinky finger!

remarking that cramps were not a public health priority.

I can’t understand how people are surprised by this.

So... These oligarch idiots are cool with coughing up millions of dollars to give AOC free propaganda? Because that’s what this is: any person in New York will look up at it and thinks, “Wait, it was AOC who single-handedly kicked the butt of the richest corporation in America? Wow, that woman is a freaking

Everybody is talking about how Smollett’s actions will make difficult for future actual victims to be believed, and that’s correct, of course. But I would like to point a, in my opinion, much worse side effect of this: actual bigot criminals will feel much more emboldened (as if they are not enough already in the

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Sorry, but it only made you cringe because you didn’t got the actual joke: that producer was played by Mike Myers, the actor and comedian who played Wayne in Wayne’s World and acted in the scene the producer was referring.

“Livestock will be banned. Say goodbye to dairy, to beef, to family farms, to ranches. American favorites like cheeseburgers and milkshake[s] would become a thing of the past. Millions of American workers will lose their jobs.”

Well, in defense of the authors of this issue, they have not came up with the name themselves: Mahkizmo was actually created in 74, by Gerry Conway. 

It’s the same guy. Carol states it pretty clear in page two of the preview, top caption of the first panel.