Nope. But I don’t touch that little green intruder on my plate anyway. Give me more ginger, please.

Am I the only one who is ‘meh’ on drifting?

Sorry. I meant THIS little guy.

Instructions unclear, accidentally voted for Trump

Yes, criminals. The owners, uploaders and users of piracy torrenting sites are criminals. They circumvent the legal acquisition of digital content. It’s the law because piracy robs the content creators of their rightful earnings. That makes it a crime. I am NOT afraid to call a cigar a cigar and pirates criminals only…

She’s 44? God damn she’s had a hard life.

Will they fight the Kardashians?

Give me the old Z12 Zagato instead

The final results are always fun, but the first thing your old car will do when you try to revive it from a decade-long coma is promptly leak EVERYWHERE, and then you get to make this face:

Unfortunately, poor dogs all over Great Britain had to lose their legs in order to build Aston’s dog-leg gearboxes

Maybe putting on a mandatory front license plate will bring the grille look back.

are you saying you’re stuck to it and need some help?

I can’t believe you’re still supporting Michael Dukakis

Hah, I run a screaming 180 in my personal bike. It’s awesome.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Everybody commenting on this article sounds like a subversive to me. All of you need to be tracked with extreme prejudice.

Because the article is not about labor costs. I also did not mention the melting point of pyrex glass or mid-19th century French poetry.