It’s like Toyota designers went, “so you think our designs are bland? Ok, here’s our new design language. We call it “Eye Rape”.”

Colors scare me. Please take me back to my safe, monochromatic world.

Don’t show this article to President Shithole. He might change his mind on Norway.

I’m sorry, I didn’t read the article. I was too distracted by the lead pic.

If great food is all you’re after, you’ll be better off finding a 5 star hotel instead.

Good thing you didn’t include Cat People. They like setting fires then putting it out with gasoline.

Hahahaha. Even Satan would decline an application in exchange for a Maserati Khamsin. It would give the word ‘hell’ too much of a bad name.

Inspired by spaceships from the planet Zog.

Inspired by a fancy yacht.

Inspired by Brutalist architecture and Japanese origami.

I respectfully disagree sir. That looks like an airplane cockpit with typically 70's alien-style lounge seats.

BMW is similarly guilty:

Cars 50 years ago looked different from one another? FYI, BMW has been doing corporate identity design for decades:

Cars 50 years ago looked different from one another? FYI, Mercedes-Benz has been doing corporate identity design for decades:

I hate when people talk about how 50 years ago carmakers made their cars look different from one another as if the Germans haven’t been doing corporate identity since forever. Look at MBs and BMWs from the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and 00's and tell me the E-Classes and C-Classes/190es weren’t shrunken down…

I hate when people talk about how 50 years ago carmakers made their cars look different from one another as if the germans haven’t been doing corporate identity since forever. Look at MBs and BMWs from the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and 00's and tell me the E-Classes and C-Classes/190es weren’t shrunken down…

I think MB watched Salomondrin’s video on the demerits of his 4x4 squared and thought “let’s do what this guy said.” IMO, that’s not a bad thing. Salomondrin IS the prototypical G-Class owner.

I prefer to see futuristic jet turbines than a puckered asshole but then, I’m a glass half full kind of guy.

Ayrton Sienna?

Relient K: The beta cuck males who allowed Marilyn Manson to eat their girlfriend.