This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

“Running out the clock? I’m confused. Doesn’t that mean punting to the other team on 3rd down with a 2-point lead and just over two minutes to go?” - Andy Reid

Literally the first paragraph:

I feel like having a very good actor, with the perfect physicality for the role, and a great deal of enthusiasm for the material is about as good as it’s gonna get.

Or is it Jortles?

I heard Baylor underreports its numbers.

I don’t think we’re referring to different media insomuch as we’re referring to different times in the media:

(A) “The economy and GDP and stock market are higher than ever before! I give myself an A+!”

“It has been determined that MSU makes us too much money for us to actually do anything about this.”

Re: “If you ain’t a Steeler fan, you ain’t shit” shirts.

Oh you mean the Hispanic who won’t use his given Hispanic name Raphael Edwardo Cruz. So he won’t be looked at as a “Mexican immigrant” to his racist base?

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Yes, exactly. Because LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE bad involving MSU athletics personnel has happened in the last decade let alone been extensively covered on this very website. 

This comment deserves to be trumpeted.

Well, if she wasn’t trying to make him horny, why was she wearing that name?

Which is funny, because even this site acknowledged that what he did was pretty benign even in the worst light.

“I think the most fascinating part of this whole thing is learning just how much of a piece of shit one human being can be.”

That’s because people talk about being willing to forgive, but yet if they aren’t willing to listen, how can they be willing to forgive? You must be willing to listen to someone and take them at their word if you are going to be able to forgive them. Forgiveness isn’t as simple as saying that you will forgive someone,…

This was the one I was wondering about as well. He admitted that he was a heel, and apologized to the person he wronged, not the public of outsiders who are the judges of his character going forward.

What’s Alabama got to do with UCF beating Auburn?