Forget that. It’s straight up worse than the previous installment. Say what you will about the amount of content at launch and the season pass BS for the last one, but the core mechanics were rock solid and felt good. The sequel messed with things for the sake of messing with them and fundamentally broke systems that…

That’s fine if you’re only catering to a single market or audience, but they’re not. Make no mistake, they want everyone and their grandmother to purchase this game.

I got it for $15. It was still not a good game at $15.

Why would anyone buy it until March, then? Just wait and get the game, with all its advertised features and patched dozens of times over, for way less money.

FTR, there’s no coffee involved.

We almost make our money back on our Costco membership based on milk alone. We buy 3 gallons at a time (I drink it nearly every morning as part of a protein shake and usually with dinner/post workout). We get Lactaid from them and we save ~$2.50 per gallon. That’s not insignificant.

It’s Always Sunny’s recent episode about bathrooms is the only take I side with anymore when it comes to bathrooms.

This and your NFL healthcare piece are starch reminders of how important proper physical and mental well-being is. Look after yourselves, folks. If you’re having trouble, let someone know your concerns and grievances. There’s no such thing as a topic too hot button that it can’t be aired out.

An actual insurance, specifically for NFL players (and their families), much like you see with insurance for armed service members, would be the best option.

What blows my mind with that mentality is that even they wouldn’t have to get theirs. Everyone else got it for them. We’d all be helping each other out, as we should be.

Have you seen him do his world’s strongest man stuff? A refrigerator could say the same thing.

The publisher did nothing wrong. They are in the business of making money. If selling the game for less per copy was calculated to garner more sales than selling it at full price at this moment in time (or any other), then that is what they will do. That is what they will always do. That is their job.

Came here to say this. You saved me the time. Thanks.

I could definitely see myself grabbing one of the multi-packs in a moment of weakness.

Pretty sure it was the pancake box/container that turned into a Pterodactyl. That thing was awesome. I had quite a few of those food robots.

UCF is still the best football team in the state.

I Bortled.

I have that problem every time I see someone publicly having a phone call on speaker.

I always liked Borderlands’ “hold the pickup button to suck in all the items of the same type that happen to be around you” solution. It wasn’t perfect, but it was loads better than having to interact with every different item.

It’d be amazing if the NCAA was an organization whose goal was to look after the student athletes under their purview, get them good educations, pay them for the services (and joy) they provide, and help them get jobs (whether they be related to their sport or not) once they left school.