And he’s really upset!

I second this

Jared Lorenzen is elated. Maybe he can finally wear that “I ATE HIM” jersey.

“It received the thumbs-up from three friends with Minnesota roots.”

Moore can’t be faulted for his awkwardness here. The man hasn’t thought about riding a horse since 1982

The fact that they replaced him with Geno Smith deserves its own outcry. What was there to “look at”? The man was discarded by the Jets. THE JETS!

So, their stats are about equal, but you are saying the Ravens should pay Flacco a few million dollars to sit because Kaep has MOBILITY. That makes no fucking sense

If you are suggesting that Baltimore should jettison Flacco for Kaepernick, you are out of your fucking mind

You seem to have a very Rye sense of humor.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Last time I had a sock go between the legs, my wife couldn’t stop laughing at me

Love that expression. It makes my business idea of selling pitchforks on Ebay a possibility.

Love it how the commentator thinks this is simply a ball going back to the defender, until it isn’t and he ends up having an orgasm “golgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgol... ...”

He covered his face because he was thinking, “being here will get me fined”.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

The Board boots the Bard

I bet he was eyeing that family in front of him, thinking, “Do they have papers? Should I call immigration on them?”

Their Klinsmann is a player, our Klansman is a president. Take that Germany!

McAdoo: Listen here, Cromartie. You’ve been sowing the seed of discontent around here. Your behavior is giving birth to a lot of unGiant-like attitude in the team. I say, son, you better abort whatever mission you think you’re on.

If his Play the Right Way Percentage were any higher, the Cardinals would trade all the American flag pins they own for him.