The NCAA is a pro sport... as long as you’re wearing a suit, not a uniform.

And just a few hours after this, we saw the men of Argentina and Colombia go straight to penalties after the tied game. I wonder if Andy Benoit noticed

As a Trappist Monk, I wouldn’t say anything.

The Kings are such a mess, if I were DMC, I’d run.

Three things that are tit: Birds, Udders, Schefter

We all know that the biggest beneficiary of this post is our own: Eto’o’s o-face

In other news, the Browns have casually left all their passwords in other NFL teams’ bathrooms.

Astoria Beer Garden (the new one), one of the best places to watch WC games

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

“After wiping, I’ll put it on my upper gums. Mmmm, mmmm. Numbing.”

The Browns are ruining weekends in June now?

I know this is old to most of us, but the commentator’s Gooooooooooool continues halfway through the second replay of the goal. #lungstrong

Man, I can’t look at a goal celebration anymore without thinking, “don’t cross the midfield line. Don’t cross the midfield line.”

Nice to see Magary has upgraded his wardrobe.

It was fun watching the team officials try to run him into the tunnel before the ref showed the red card. “If we don’t see it, it doesn’t count.”

I guess I need to clarify this. I never said this was a rule, but it is definitely a custom. Once a player is down, you better stop playing, otherwise the victim’s team will hold you on par with a lesser war criminal. Yet, it somehow is ok to do it when one of yours is down.

So, it would be ok for the opposing team to have done the same? Wouldn’t we hold them to account if they didn’t?

And she never used her hand to score it.

I wanna call bullshit on the Colombian team that kept playing while she was writhing on the ground obviously hurt. If the opposing team did that, we'd be skewering them

Yeah, you can still find Jeremy Shockeys at some Sports Authorities around Queens.