They should have hired Cate Planchette

I'm sorry to be bitching so much on a sad topic, but FUCK FUCK FUCK NAMI.If I want to talk about my biggest, deepest problems to a professional, I DONT want to go through a gum-snapping high school dropout who can't even make eye contact before I get through the door. My dignity is more important to me than that.…

No. I'm sure their system is better—it couldn't be worse. I'm just a dude with a $3500 Obamacare deductible. MOTHERFUCKER IF I HAD THREE AND A HALF LARGE TO THROW AROUND I WOULDN'T NEED A GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY FOR INSURANCE, WOULD I?

No, actually. If you don't have money, there isn't. Psychiatric care is a service in this country, and if you can't pay for it, or aren't willing to beg a low-level bureaucrat, you're pretty much on your own.

After you've been Kentucked by a Kentucker, you'll be Kentucky.