@PetiteDemoiselleRouge: I think that's what these dudes are looking for. Blond robots to do housework and put up with bullshit.

@Skinny Bone Jones: I haven't seen one... but I'd totally sign/send/distribute/whatever one.

@Andalucía: You know, it's more like "Hey, y'all remember the Dark Ages? We want us some of that!"

RE: Reese Witherspoon...

@Skinny Bone Jones: It's just starting to get cold here. And, glad that I can agree and disagree with you and we don't have to throw barbs. Back to my Pabst.

@Go Like Hell Machine:

I am a man, first off, so I don't think that I have too much good information to contribute to this discussion. I do, however, find it fascinating (not in a voyeuristic way, but in a way that I think contributes significantly to the way I understand people, not just women).

'They're intended to "restore one's faith in humanity."

@ MARIE123

What the hell is wrong with these dudes? I pray that, should I somehow ever turn into one of these dudes, one of my friends would have the good sense and common decency to do the only thing appropriate in this situation, and shoot me in the fucking face.

I have no problem with women that are taller than me (which, at 5'5", seem to be quite a few) or a just generally larger than me (aforementioned height + 135 lbs = pretty small dude). Or, older than me, for that matter.

As someone who has been both slapped AND punched by more than one ex- girlfriend, there's a big difference between getting slapped (even slapped hard) and getting full-on attacked.

The sad thing is that Levi's actually makes pretty sweet jeans for dudes that aren't too expensive and actually have tighter legs - not "boot cut" or "relaxed" or "loose fit" any of that lazy horseshit.

At least there's hope for Lohan yet. Tatum O'Neal is completely fucking hilarious and awesome in Rescue Me.

Jezebel should have an official Replacements day once a week, where you sit around and get shitfaced while writing. That'd be rad.

What's it say for a guy (ummmm, this guy I know), if he's more into Once Were Warriors or The Outsiders?

I work in the telecom industry, where you're lucky if your co-workers don't show up wasted or have nervous breakdowns at their desks. In any case, I've sufficiently worn my poor, long-suffering boss down so much that I show up in short sleeves (with tattoo sleeves), jeans and chucks. Then again, we're based in…