My dad was in a hospital on the east side years ago and I went to visit him on a Saturday. When I got to the elevator bank there was one elevator just waiting there with the door already open. There was a sign on the wall that said “Sabbath Elevator” or something. I had no idea what this meant, but not one to look a…

“You like a baby. Make a noise. Don’t know what to do.”

Alright.  High-five!

Burger King provided Mr. Brooner a Band-Aid and ointment for the cut on his hand, and offered to settle in exchange for a lifetime supply of Burger King meals at no cost

WHICH _UNT? Sad

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

I’ve had two separate orders not make the two day window. In both instances I contacted Amazon and both times they apologized and extended my Prime subscription by a month for free. Something to keep in mind. Now, I find myself hoping that my orders come late, because really expecting a novelty t-shirt in two days is…