Michael Bolton?

Lucifer Lachey is so proud to be a big brother.

And then other times, I log in from the comments section, and my avatar disappears, and all my comments, and there is like a shadow Alcopheliac, that frankly scares me. Where's my security flask?

2 Soon 2 Sad

The CEO of Segway dies in a Segway accident?

But the double spacing makes for easier marginalia.

That may all be true, but do you really need to read critical reviews of it?

Don't slip on that trail of semen behind Angry Black Man.

More like their Edsel.

It took him so long to post this update because they had to wait until they got that one "It looks great!" comment to quote.

Borders Josh! Borders!

When have we ever not wildly hated things that look different?

You read The Big Bang Theory reviews? Even I'm not that drunk.

On the plus side, the AV Club is now my health insurance provider.

You better clean that up before Lying Dog comes around.

There was no promise that you could keep your current provider.

The AV Club has been architected.

Where did my avatar go?