Literally my least favorite thing about listening to games on the radio is that unless I was listening to it from the start, it takes forever for them to tell you the score, down and distance, etc. If it’s 2 baseball teams you’re unfamiliar with, you might not even know which side is batting until the end of a…

BJ Novak looks kind of like Aaron Rodgers.

I’m surprised it wasn’t Obama.

In general, anyone who uses belonging to a mainstream political party as an insult is a moron. At least he didn’t say “libtards.”

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Those are great to do with friends. Also, if you slow down when taking corners, you’ll be a competent enough driver to not piss anyone off. I’ve had so many randoms plow into walls and other cars at maximum speed and get us both killed.

I remember CoD: Black Ops bots basically running around having perfect aim with a time delay built in for different difficulty levels, so the kill cam would basically be their aim pausing a second, then snapping instantly to your head. Almost more annoying than the PVP cheese.

Every rich businessman does coke. No surprises here. Can’t wait for Trump to form a special friendship with Chapo.

They’ve tried that occasionally, and pretty much every time, it ended up accidentally screwing over their paying customers. It just doesn’t work. I don’t support piracy in general, but a lot of the anti-piracy measures tend to hurt people who are actually supporting the developer.

Walter White would be impressed with those mental gymnastics.

The best is when you’re near a bunch of dipshit lax bros.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

When I was in college, we called our place Baker Street because we crushed so many cases.

What’s funny is there are a ton of people demanding he shut up and play sports instead of taking a stand.

I’m relatively inexperienced with British slang, but Christ, he sounds like he probably demoted Sharpe to Lieutenant or something.

I remember when he was sick, and reporters asked him about his stamina, and he was like “you can ask my wife about my stamina.”

Steve Smith gives zero fucks.

My list goes:
1) Ron Artest
2) Steve Smith
3) Literally any UFC fighter

There are pre- Crown Vic police cars that overheat less frequently. This is such obviously bullshit.