Reminds me of that jingle from Zero Punctuation: “Let’s all laugh at an industry, that never learns anything tee hee hee”

Crunch is responsible for one of the biggest complaints about modern games- bugs: because they overwork employees, they eventually get tired and make code mistakes. Because they overwork employees,…

I actually spent most of the weekend drunkenly playing madden with a friend, and I don’t think we ever even got to 6 picks combined in any of our games.

+1 stolen seafood

Sincerely,
Mom Mrs. Winston

Whoops.

14: All of Code Monkeys

Man, who’s cutting up that onion in here?

Touch the doll where Kinja hurt you.

+2 shoes (+1 is obviously pretty useless unless you had a tragic accident)

To be fair, if I had to try to make an LSU QB look good, I’d probably be drunk all the time too. “I dunno, maybe 4 verts or something.” “We’ve ran that play 6 times in a row, coach.” “flip it.”

But no, keep telling me they’re actually making money for the school.

2nd decent to good WR in Hogan. Edelman is already really good.

Players literally make a percentage of revenue in professional sports leagues. If anything, they’re underpaid, considering how much work they do compared to the owners. You can’t argue that someone is overpaid when they work on a commission basis. If the NFL suddenly became incredibly unpopular, players would be paid…

Yes, I’m sure your professional animal masturbator job will save the world.

I don’t quite get how this would mean the contracts were terminated. It’s still played at the stadium by the Rams, just a different stadium.

The military actually used them for a long time because compasses are very unreliable near the poles. A guy misread his and accidentally ended up flying into Soviet airspace.

Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.

We’re talking about relative to his peers. Almost all other pro CS:GO players are younger than him.

At the highest level, there actually are. 29 is old for a pro gamer, and there’s a very high burnout rate. mid-late 20's is around when your reflexes start declining, and while he probably has better twitch reflexes than 99.9% of the population, it’s still a little surprising that he’s as high in the .1% as he is for…

My Neighbor Totoro is dark as hell when you dig into it, though. Enjoyable for all ages, would highly recommend.