Oh, there are plenty of other examples to. You can blame Caveat Emptor for that. You know, it’s why soft drink manufacturers can openly show ads calling their product a health product, full of athletes drinking it after exercise, and technically be more or less legally right, because challenging the claim in court…

I know CC Sabathia used to love interleague games because he had fun batting, but he went to the Yankees anyway, so I’m not sure if that’s still true.

When I was in training for my QA job, they made me do tech support for a few months to “get a feel for how the system is generally used,” and since our system was already fairly intuitive, there were easily days where I could go 45 minutes without a call during the less busy parts of the day. Since I was moving…

I would legit take Tilden over Trump or Clinton this election cycle

I’d say knowing the most people by sight might be a random general. Wellesley could probably recognize most of his army by sight in the early days, I know I would recognize most of my small college by sight, and the pope has no reason to give a shit about any of the people he notices.

Also, is it just me who gets…

I was dumb enough to get a letter jacket after I lettered in wrestling, but I never updated it or sewed any of the patches on, so if I ever return for a HS reunion, I might have to actually go back to that trophy shop or something. I don’t know yet.

I have been shitting sitting down for 20 years that I can remember, and I have made some sort of contact with the toilet bowl water maybe twice, and I was absolutely hammered both times. It’s not even a real issue, and the wiping you might be missing by standing is worse.

I’m having a really difficult time with best men, because I have my highschool best friend who I still have a great friendship with, and my college best friend who I hang out with more regularly, and the college friend has already had me as his best man, so I can’t possibly not return the favor, but my other friend…

My dad has a policy where he does not move out of the way for pets. He does not step on them, or anything, he just moves them out of the way with his foot. He does not have any problem, and they all still love him.

I tend to view the temporary rivalry as whichever team is better, but yeah, I definitely am a lot happier when the Packers win Packers-Bears, rather than Packers-Vikings, all other things being equal. Mostly because Chicagoans are much more openly assholes. Making Bears fans upset is much more satisfying, whereas…

Polo Grounds was the shit. I’m pretty sure Yogi Berra’s legacy is partly because Yankee Stadium (like Polo Grounds) had absurdly short right field fences when he was playing, so he could just golf the ball into the stands repeatedly.

“They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well... nobody’s laughing now.” - Dane Cook

The problem with standard field size is that even with all the same dimensions, atmospheric conditions drastically change how the ball carries anyway. Coors field is actually slightly larger than average, but because of the thin air, it was a great home run park for a long time ( haven’t checked the stats recently,…

Same, but with freshman English. She was weirdly sexual, especially for a teacher.

We called it the “Tour de Franzia”

I had a friend who got a really bad concussion in HS during football, and the doctor on site asked him which school he was at, and the doctor saw him looking for the sign at the gate and said “nope, you had to cheat, you’re concussed.”

Indians losing the ‘97 WS.

Nice Try Ahole

Randomness kills top level competitive gaming. It’s part of why Riot changed a lot of their % chances into damage increases/reductions. The real question is whether competitive gaming is an important part of Hearthstone. I kind of got the impression it wasn’t.

For me, my mod-loaded GTA IV destroys most graphics cards. I had a 770 and for some reason had difficulty getting it to run above 16 fps.