Blizzard games tend to always run really well. I managed to get Warcraft 3 to consistently run at 60fps at max settings on integrated graphics. Granted, that game was released in 2003 or so, but still.

I mentally reenact some historic battle. I tend to know enough about the troop movements and all that that it doesn’t take much focus, but it takes my mind off of whatever was keeping me awake for long enough to get to sleep.

I’d say 9/11. I was 10 at the time, so while I remember hearing a couple of other major news stories, I wasn’t really aware of what was going on.

Tonight I’m going to play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game: Whenever a loved one goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots

What do you call a snowstorm made entirely of salt?

League of Legends?

You know the other team has absolutely run out of pitchers when Carlos Santana is hitting home runs, when the tactic of “throwing a low, outside, slider” has existed for years. Seriously, my dad wants to attach an electrode to him, then throw that exact pitch 100 times, each time yelling “DON’T SWING AT THAT”

The thing is, the NFL’s revenue growth rate was a hell of a lot higher under Paul Tagliabue. Owners are straight up overvaluing Goodell.

Trevor Bauer just looks so much like a Trevor that it’s become a running joke among my friends to just call him by some random backwoods-ish name every time.

That deal is totally going to ruin my terrible, yet oddly successful NBA 2k strategy of having Delly and JR Smith shoot a ton of bad 3's

I used to play Crackdown’s demo all the time. An hour where you just get to do whatever you want gave you a pretty good look at the finished game. Would have bought the full version because of the demo if I’d had the money.

no, Houston is definitely worse. I’ve been to both, and hated my time in Houston much more. Fuck that city.

I don’t really know enough about this to come down on one side or another, but if both teams are looking to make accurate recreations of a weapon, shouldn’t they look really similar? I mean, the M-1 from CoD and MoH look really similar too, but that’s just because there’s only so many different ways to render an M-1.

I am not at all surprised that Ditka is a Trump supporter.

No one is more offended than people who think offending Muslims is a good thing that should be done regularly.

I think this had something to do with how 3rd party programs dealt with legacy Windows
(i.e. if (version.StartsWith(“Windows 9")), which is obviously pseudocode), so some programs would attempt to treat Windows 9 and Windows 98 the same way.

I really wish they’d get rid of Chief Wahoo. At least do what the Seminoles did and get permission from a local tribe to do a reasonably accurate and not-ridiculous representation of them. Or replace the logo with an old time Maratha cavalryman.

At least it’s better than the Braves’ mascot, Chief Noc-A-Homa, which…

I never really understood why people thought concentrating more of their personal information into one place would make them safer.

There was actually a deleted scene explaining that they’d altered their OS to match from the captured fighter or something like that. It’s still ridiculous, though.

Dwayne Bowe would be the slowest on the list.

I still love that there was a team called the “Black Crackers.”