Well yeah, you can’t have all those drugs, it’s illegal.

He probably knows it’s not privileged, but he’s hoping to bluff his way out of it.

the falling copter crashed into an animal.

There are a lot more nations out there who can possibly amass talent and match our talent. There are still plenty of shitty ones. Also, I think it has to do with interest. The US is only really interested in soccer during the world cup still, while it’s possible other nations got interested in basketball permanently,…

It’s surprisingly similar to the tech support voice.

I go with explaining the broad strokes (you can block and pass forward, you can’t hold someone you’re blocking, you have to get 10 yards in 4 downs,” then explain other things as they come up.

My sohpomore year, we were godawful at football, and our coach only awarded out stickers after wins, We looked pretty ridiculous to the opposing team, because everyone had so few stickers. Mind you, we were once called for holding on a screen play, so we probably looked horrible already.

You have to buy Kraft slices of American cheese. The off brand version is absurdly worse..

Except all 6 of MJ’s teams were relatively better than LBJ’s teams.

Do all your offline moves translate into online ones, or just the challenge based ones?

Because sometimes I just want to get drunk and drive the wrong way offline.

And normally, that would be fine, but considering giving Curry closed looks is better than giving Barnes open ones...

Don’t underestimate cows.

I wonder if Lue just figured out how to bait them into those errors, and is secretly a genius, or if the warriors will reassert themselves and crush the Cavs in game 7

He’s simultaneously the best/worst blacktop player in NBA 2k.

I don’t necessarily think Pete Rose is bad, but I wish other sports “cheaters” would be let into the hall of fame first. Even the people directly involved in the conspiracy say Shoeless Joe wasn’t involved, his batting average in games they lost was still well above the league average (there’s only so much you can…

I wouldn’t be either, that was pretty high in the list of baseball punches

I felt a similar way when Joe Burrow led our high school team to the state finals. We were occasionally pretty good, but never that good, and it was a lot of fun to watch. I also got to pretend that he was carrying on our legacy (we went from 1-9 my freshman year to 9-1 my senior year), but there’s no way we ever…

To be fair, if you ask most Pats fans to name their 3 favorite players from the 90's excluding Drew Bledsoe, an astounding number can’t do it. To be fair, neither can I, but I didn’t have TV until I was in 7th grade, so it’s not like there was much I could have done to watch the games.

I have to say that when my gastroenteritis was acting up and I couldn’t eat normally, I went with meat and cheese to make sure I was getting the most “nutrients” possible.