Whichever job you first get out of college is far more important than your major.


That being said, they’re hiring liberal arts majors in most businesses for their writing skills. Add being able to write SQL and you’re set.

I used to like “The Joker.” I used it as my ringtone for a while. My girlfriend who went to the same school as me called me for an average of 2 hours a day. I no longer like “The Joker.”

I am unnecessarily sad that this is photoshopped.

You know you’re full of shit when even Ben Rapelsberger is calling you out.

And people still have the audacity to act like doctors tell football players the truth about concussions.

I went through a period where I drank roughly 750 mL of alcohol a day for several months straight, and yet I never raped anyone. This guy is such a piece of shit.

That, and Chief Wahoo

Luckily, my closest friends were poor at one point, so we all totally understand if one of us has temporary finance issues. I think the most expensive thing any of us have done was the roughly $250 we spent going to a strip club for my former roommate’s bachelor party.

I think that’s limited to single player. Riot is terrible at League of Legends (relatively speaking) and Bungie is terrible at Halo (again, relatively speaking). I remember a documentary about Halo basically saying that they didn’t really expect anyone to beat Halo on Legendary difficulty, and that they added the…

It’s a fackin conspiracy! Everybody deflates their footballs!

Why the hell would you respect John Clayton? What is wrong with you? That guy is a fucking moron.

Okay, why exactly should I feel sorry for people who get an overpowered weapon they can use in multiplayer nerfed?

Everyone knows Articuno is #1

Next you’ll be telling me you’ll send it to my Xanga

I have this fairly common glitch in AC IV where, when I throw someone over the ledge of a boat, they’ll fall partway, then slowly float upwards into the sky, but I can never get it to happen when I’m capturing video.

To be fair, the Cavs are probably the 2nd or 3rd best team in the West. They looked pretty good against the Clippers and Spurs during the regular season, and Curry being injured has a lot more to do with the competitiveness of the West’s playoffs than the other teams’ ability.

Well I know he shot someone, but pulling the trigger was like 1 second out of his life. Why should he be punished for that?

Probably the Pats win over the Seahawks. So flukey. Plus, it made Pats fans absurdly insufferable. We all remember you dipshits saying Brady was washed up after the KC loss. You don’t get to pretend you knew it was a team of fackin destiny

We already know that companies like onstar track your movements even after you turn off their service. Also, the reason storing lots of user data in one place is bad is because plenty of “high security” databases have been broken into, especially recently. It’s like facebook trying to get you to add a phone number to…

Yeah, sure, I’ll totally believe it’s “turned off.”