Escorting is a conscious decision by an adult to engage in sexual activity in exchange for money (if the allegations are even true, which is pretty inconclusive), anime titties encourage sexualizing women to a large audience, and who gives a shit if the boobs look slightly different in different regions?

Happens to pitchers too, who frequently have x-number of innings built into their contracts

I actually just finished rereading Ready Player One

Nito’s den itself is fine, it’s just the trip down there is bullshit.

I had the most trouble in the tomb of giants. I could never swap out my lantern for a shield in time for those beast skeletons, and my only (good) divine weapon required a completely different playstyle.

it says “you died” in big letters, then you respawn without your souls(experience points/money) at your most recent bonfire- I think it’s sort of built into the lore, since you’re undead, but the death screen itself is minimalistic.

Gravelord Nito for me. I didn’t have the light spell, so I had to use that lantern, which left me vulnerable to skeleton beast attacks, so I never had any estus flasks left.

I personally got a lot of mileage out of a halberd you find pretty early in the game. It gives you greater range than almost every melee enemy, which lets you sit back and stab people from relative safety.


Also, get the rusted iron ring by revisiting the undead asylum before you do blighttown- you’ll know what I mean…

I found it very “sequel-y,” for lack of a better word. Half the boss fights are variations of “a dude in armor,” and I don’t know if that lava castle boss was supposed to be an homage to Mario, but it felt like “insert boss fight here.”

I love how the candidate who best supports the free market is a self-avowed socialist.

I have typed “Cris Collinsworthless” so many times that it now autocorrects to that.

The hand check rule changed during the ‘94-95 season, and the Bulls played in an expansion year. Any team would adjust their style for the era they would be playing in.

The ‘96 bulls were amazing, and there’s no way to know which team is better, but of course everyone from that team is going to say they were better.…

I am stealing that, because that is amazing

Cleveland is always underrated. It has a reputation as a shit city, but it’s not. Same with Columbus. Cincinnati, on the other hand, sucks.

That is the saddest thing I’ve seen today. And that includes rereading Sam Hinkie’s resignation letter.

I actually thought this was a joke. I thought these were user submissions for his letter at first.

It’s weird, because Kraft openly sucks Roger Goodel’s dick

Just admit it. Tom Brady cheated. That’s a shame. Oh well.

All he had to do was ask “who created those bruises, then?” We all know he did it.

“We need to go back to the days when guys got career ending injures from failed slides. Ty Cobb had the right idea”