I was actually going to suggest Call of Juarez: Gunslinger and Echo

CoJ: Gunslinger’s graphics have held up incredibly well, and I love the unreliable narrator aspect of the story. 

For books, this usually amounts to “the author’s politics don’t agree with mine”

The best Lee Child books are the ones where people make an effort to whine about the books being “political.”

A $1,700 interesting car that won’t be impossible to keep on the road.

Frankly, I’d have taken this over my last cheap shit car if it had been available

*see’s Schitt’s Creek at 23 and Bojack at 7*
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I also really liked Brotherhood, but Black Flag was definitely my favorite. 

IV is definitely in the top 3 of classic AC games. I definitely hate the idea of swords not doing enough damage to people because you didn’t level up enough in a fucking game called assassin’s creed. 

I’ve managed to do surprisingly well with a 770 for modern games in general, can’t comment on this particular  game. 

I’m like 90% sure you’re joking, but I reserve the right to rescind my star. 

Hey, atomic bombs produce helium through fusing deuterium and tritium, we could always just detonate a bunch of those. 

It probably would have improved things if they hadn’t reran an episode that had the spin class tryouts sketch like a week ago. Felt like deja vu when that popped up. 

By far my least new component to install is a processor. It’s not so bad if you add it to the motherboard before you stick the motherboard in the case, but if everything’s already put together, it kind of sucks. 

Hopefully Steven Ogg is involved again

For $1.1 million you can get 2.2 million postal jeeps

Same here. I spent so much time playing this game. It’s a part of my formative years. That being said, it really does not age well. Two analog sticks changed the game, and it’s really awkward to go back. 

I’ve been doing really well. Halo was always my FPS wheelhouse, and it’s nice to come back to just a plain old arena shooter. 

“Hitman 2 takes everything that was great about 2016’s Hitman and improves and expands on all of it. Really, the new game functions like a second “season” for its episodic predecessor”

You mean like when they said they weren’t going to pretend a gameplay expansion was not going to be like an entirely new game? This…

“Not to mention the truck’s sibling, the four-door Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, offered a decent highway ride to begin with”
You don’t have to lie just because you like Jeeps. The Wrangler’s highway ride is fucking awful. It’s part of the compromise. 

I’m not going to justify this idiocy by dragging it out of the grays, but

It’s not hard to add a model to any game, but adding the model is literally all they did. It has no animations, stats, or really any of the other tons of things that go into making a pokemon functional in a pokemon game.