“Google isn’t going to come out and say that, however, and instead pins the changes on performance concerns” 

That, and calling a screen on the 2 point conversion in the game against Washington despite literally every screen they called earlier in the game failing. 

Lotta fiber there

The cage match level in Hitman: Absolution is a better fighting game than WWE 2k20

I’m assuming that whichever team won the toss is the only team that gets to use that specific thing. That could actually be an interesting stat question, considering how bad pitchers usually are at hitting, but I’m guessing that the extra fraction of an HR per game the balls add is probably more than the extra…

A couple weeks  ago, I would have won if I had started Carlos Hyde instead of Austin Ekeler. Christ, that was a depressing sentence to write. 

It would be interesting to see how Brady would stack up if literally anyone other than Belichick had been his head coach. 

I do pretty much all my smoking with either a bowl or a bong. Bongs are pretty efficient, I like that. 

To be fair, something like 70% of emissions comes from 100 companies. Clearly, the most ecologically sound way of living is to abolish Capitalism. 

I’m blaming an XKCD What If? regarding solar powered cows

We should send him to North Korea.

It takes more energy to grow a baby than you receive from the baby. Meat is more densely nutritious than vegetables, but from a thermodynamics standpoint, adding 1000 calories to the baby’s diet is not going to get you 1,000 more calories of baby (that’ll probably take several thousand calories, but I’m too lazy to…

Real Salt Lake is probably the derpiest name in the MLS, just because Real contrasts so hard with basically everything about Salt Lake. 

“It’s hard to call it forgettable when it’s just come out” 
Lol no it’s not, sometimes you just know a movie will not stick in your mind at all. That doesn’t make it bad. 

I imagine Diplomacy would be more difficult on acid. 

Watching a game without them, and then a game with them is mind-boggling. Like, they really are just obviously better than every other team. 

Most people wear suspenders with Waders.

They put that the bills have started 4-1 3 times including this season since 2000 and missed the playoffs the last 2 times in the ticker rotation for pretty much the whole day. 

Why the fuck did Montana just run in and give Malik a shove at the beginning? That just seems uncalled for