I’m assuming people have already submitted Ohio’s more obvious ones, so I added Larry Householder, whose strategy is basically committing crimes, then getting out of dodge before the investigations come to fruition

Stephanie Kunze runs the most obnoxious an intellectually dishonest radio ads I have ever heard. 

Bullshit. Those whiny piss babies are never held accountable. 

Did they charge that cop with being a pathetic little bitch? 

If you’re already committed to paying a superstar a max contract, you’re not really going to care about $10 million. 

Literally zero people with competent audio comprehension skills thinks Candace crushed Tip. 

I can’t remember which game it was, but this definitely happened to me at least once. 

So is Eli a hall of famer? If not, how many HOF-eligible 2-time Super Bowl MVP’s are not in the Hall of Fame?

If you simulate something enough times, you’re eventually going to get really weird results. 

What’s kind of funny is that the 0-16 Browns had a point differential that was over 70 points better than the 2008 Lions. That team was straight up embarrassing. Imagine going through all that just to end up with only Matt Stafford. 

This actually explains how the weird bed and bed cap place that was more than 10 miles away from the nearest town with more than 400 people stayed in business. I saw those things everywhere. 

Exactly this. If it was like 4th and 7 from the 28, I can totally understand kicking a field goal. The worst thing that happens if you go for it from the one yard line is that the other team starts with the ball on their own 1 with you still needing a touchdown. 

I don’t know, is the worst rival the most one-sided one, or the one that features the two worst teams? I suppose if the game is one sided, at least one side is executing a coherent game plan. 

Tau deposits can be removed with willpower. That’s just science. 

I’m astounded that they didn’t call defensive pass interference on that. I mean, the defender interfered with the ball being completed, and that’s apparently the definition the refs use for pass interference now. 

I think the refs are really pissed that Saints fans complained about them so much after their screwed up call at the end of last year. This is because refs are whiny pissbabies who need to cry to mama Goodell anytime someone criticizes them for fucking up badly at their jobs. 

oh ffs

To be fair, tanking also doesn’t make sense in baseball. 

Easily 90% of the nat 20's I roll are on initiative. It’s infuriating. 

And OJ Howard had zero receptions last night.