It’s the other way around. Take your chances with her than Trump. Hillary is not perfect, and is a lying sack of shit politician, just like all politicians.

I’m probably your hero, than. Whenever I go to a coin-op, I always bring more quarters than I need...and leave whatever is left over on the sill for the next guy to use.

Could I borrow your razor for non-drug related purposes? And that mirror that you are holding up too.

He was clearly a pound, pound and a half, off on the tire pressure on one side.

the toottoot part kills me!

I never understood this one. Was it a pure $$$ call? Baku is a lovely city, really beautiful circuit too...but the location baffles me.

Watch Nico Rosberg Ruin Nico Rosberg’s Start Of The Canadian Grand Prix.

FTFY.

Are you kidding me?! It wasn’t even under review by the stewards…conversation over!!

BMW nomenclature in summary:

I’d paint everything this color.

Meanwhile Toro Rosso introduces Kvyats new racecar.

1. I’ll touch on Red Bull for a while. But first... GODDAMN IT GODDAMN IT GODDAMN IT FERRARI YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING IMMENSE USELESS BUMBLING WANKERS. I mean, look, Vettel had good close-in on Checo, but he shouldn’t have worked that hard in the first place if you fixed your goddamn strategy. Atrocious. Just...…

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

I was in a fraternity in college, and you are absolutely correct. Not all Frats and Sororities are terrible. In fact, only about 75% of them are.

I have it on good authority from multiple male friends of mine that some frat guys are very happy to “camp” with them when there are no girls around. Sometimes they go “camping” with their special guy friends every single day.

*Takes off glasses*