Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

With the right data and market research, liberals will accept a certain level of internment. 

I know you’re not a fan, of Bernie or us Berniecrats. But kudos for identifying the correct villain in this scenario: these insanely rich assholes (Billionaires).

He could go find and imprison a Japanese-American if he really wanted to.

I CCC what you did there.

Yeah he’s actually a bit better than FDR

Yeah he’s actually a bit better than FDR, sucks they’re comparing them

He’s a lot closer to FDR than he is a communist (unfortunately). 

Yeah, I really won’t stand for that comparison.

How long until a right-wing attack on Sanders’ “anti-semitism” for daring to criticize Saban for spending money on politics?

Grill med/med well

i have effectively stopped my wife from cooking for me for this reason after she once made me an omelet with using about a tenth of millisecond’s worth of a spray of pam into the pan as the cooking oil, whereas i’d use two sticks of butter. and she wonders why when i cook for her the food is actually enjoyable

Fats and oils are the conduits through which flavor travels.

My wife always uses half the butter that recipes recommend. I resent her deeply for this and make up for it by doubling the butter when I cook for her. 

And, most curiously, he’s grated frozen butter and mixed it INTO the ground beef.

I enjoy that he employs the conservative method of, “I’m very smart and enlightened but most Americans are dumb rubes. So when I discuss them, I just envision the dumbest most dog shit idiot and say that is who you must win over."

Let’s send them to the guillotine.

Imagine thinking the push to the left (the only thing that actually helped Clinton in 2016) is what’s hurting Democrats. Obviously, the only thing you can do to entice people hurt by the Republican tax cut, immigration policies, and attempts to destroy health care is to say, “vote for me and I’ll only make things…

“Today I wrote a piece attempting to explain the view of ordinary people (i.e. people who agree with me)." -Posted from inside a luxury bunker penthouse, eating raw oysters on furniture made of poor people standing very still. 

I bet you’re fun at parties.  And dinner dates.  And picnics.  And roadtrips.  And breery tours.  And family get-togethers.  And block parties.  And poker nights.  And casual brunches.  And movie nights.  What I’m saying is you’re a giant dicknose if the first place you went in comparing Red Sox/Yankees was Nazi…