@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Always looking out for the citizens of the State of New York, aren't they? A fine bunch...Monserrate got out of a jail term, I expect Espada will walk too. It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood...Albany is beginning to make the California State…

@Diziet_Sma: You mean like this??

@badasscat: Obviously, you're not a golfer. Oh, I could go on and on...

@badasscat: I recently realized that he also portrayed a bit of nastiness in The Big Lebowski. "Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?!?" Luckily, he was not the carpet-pisser. That'd be Wu....

@Thus Spake KATE!: Panama City Beach FL, beats 'em all...by a long shot.

@AfroJezeBella: A good question. Highly logical? Photographs of large women in the nude?? The mind boggles...

@stevemint: Steve, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday, too...that'd be great!

@Scoldy Lox: I actually got a "Natalie Portman" vibe from the RPatz pic. Still hate him.

"The Kardashians pride themselves on hard work." Wow. Just wow. Since when is preening for the camera considered "hard work?" Gimme a break...famewhores, the lot of them.

Maybe not for finicky kids, but I just made one and added some sliced, marinated artichoke hearts to my Swiss cheese. Mmmmmmmmm.

To answer your headline question: Guy Ritchie, in the Conservatory, with the lead pipe. Q.E.D.

@bigazzkidlisberger: It's only sexy if you make the "Blue Steel" look with your eyes. Let's compare and contrast, shall we?

Ahem, spelling police, pull over, sir. People play ROLES, they eat ROLLS. I'll let you off with a warning this time.

@SomeAuthorGirl: Anyone have change for a button??

@Ursus Maritimus: Needs more frickin' sharks....

@fluxrad: It's not a conjugation issue. The word should have been "prejudiced," which, last time I checked, was still an adjective. Consider yourself harped!

While I understand the "rights" of smokers (hey, I used to use tobacco), more importantly when one smokes, one effectively forces others in one's immediate area to share the habit. This is not always the obect of those gathered around said smoker, hence in this case, the rights of others to breathe free clearly trumps…

The "bridge" analogy below is faulty because it does not take a lot of imagination to know that jumping off a high place will not end well. You can't say that starting up a new business is definitely suicidal; it's about 50/50 (unless it's a restaurant, in which case you might as well jump off a bridge). Better to…

@BetteD: touch·hole (tŭch'hōl')

@Torley: I got it just fine, using FF 3.5.5. (With ABP) on Mac OS X 10.5. I don't think the server is blacklisted.