Scoot is always turning up in the most unexpected places.

The AV Club turned into Salon.com so gradually I didn't even notice.

Aw man! GWAR playing the Superbowl halftime show is something that has GOT to happen!

Oh, yeah, Amy Schumer exists… I had forgotten. I can't believe they all shill for Old Navy and their Bangladesh sweatshops. And Bud Light? Jesus.

24 is like a high school production after Strike Back.

We need to talk about Ayesha's outfit people.

Why go all pomo with the light scaffolding? That's a bad design decision there. First thing I'd do with mine is cut those things off.

The dark night of fake news is always descending on the right wing and yet lands only in the MSM.

How many musical set pieces are there?

Haha!

Rosario Dawsonaissance, right?

Uh, was it by gender, or by sex?

Sigh… Die.

Darnielle needs to write a new book. That last one was pretty good.

"So, kind of like if The Thing was a romance." GREAT log line Alex!

Shoulda posted this story to the Fakenewswire section instead.

I got a The Master and Margarita notification for this?

Idk. If those evil commie murderers get buried under the jail that will be a pretty happy ending for me. I like them, but still - evil commie murderers.

Cui bono?

Yes! Nacho is sooo nice. You can meet him at the next Fantasic Fest.