Tatiana Maslany, she is not.

It's like if James Franco's character from Spring Breakers went on to become a really bad version of the Joker.

I'd rather watch and/or hear my parents having sex.

Oh, fuck off, Leto. You're doing press for a summer movie called "Suicide Squad", not a goddamn Lars Von Trier movie.

I thought Tom Hanks would be busy playing Frederick Douglass in the new Steven Spielberg directed biopic.

I'm just still upset that Matt Damon wasn't cast as Black Panther. Sure, he isn't black and yes, he isn't black. Still, the man puts asses in the seats, am I right?

It wouldn't surprise me if Trump had input on that pen line. A local morning show was once interviewing one of the writers for the Comedy Central Roasts and I remember him saying that when they were going over the jokes with Trump, he wanted one joking about him owning and billion dollar moon base to be changed to a…

I think my line of the night involved the "grassy knoll full of Jodie Foster fans".

I think it was that she was white and from Ohio, but poorly adopted a Mexican accent after marrying her husband.

The best part was the Congresswoman's horrified "Good God" right after the cancer bit.

Up yours, children!

I'd say about the moment he started getting all weird on those fruity drinks that Nick makes, he became the series MVP. Adding Ferguson definitely helped, too.

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Was Archer's "bock bock" after being thrown from the car a Frisky Dingo reference?

Rent?