Its a shame they will probably get rid of people starting from the bottom when they should really be tossing people out starting at the top.

What I took from this story is that your Aunt has a stealing problem.

Did someone say wieners from heaven?

looks like something Future Moses would have the ten commandments on when he came down the mountain.

Just scrap the whole thing and go with a movie about Woz.

Ban him! Because its IMPOSSIBLE for people who arent allowed in the USA to get in.

Hell yeah I would.

Thats the premium subscription streaming camera.

December 2012, the day reality tv dies.

I dont have a lot of counter space for a drying rack and dont use enough dishes to run a dishwasher so i just put the wet dishes in the dishwasher and leave them to dry in there.

OMG!!!!?! I d1dnt getz mi McNuggegts!!??!!?!

"A lot of dinosaurs were big eating machines."

Its better than bad, its good!

I was a fan of Ill but what really got me hooked was Shake your rump. The sounds on that song was nothing like ive ever heard.

Music great MCA is gone but Kardashians still roam the earth. Its just not right.

Yo Dawg!

"after several weeks of analysis"

Hey there, come on in my bathroom and ill show you my huge shaft.

Puff Daddy cant wait to dance in front of that one.

In the persons defense, it was a windows phone. So no one has ever seen one before.