Adipose-ted a pun here, too, butt for my innate sense of decency.

There are some who call me . . . Tim.

. . . with eyeliner

That would be Gazorpazorpfield, you piece of human garbage.

Tattletale Thread Monitor 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Fawlty Towers, Frasier, and this particular episode are all examples of Bedroom Farce, which, when done skillfully as it was here, is capable of damn near killing me, and when done poorly, results in Three's Company, although, to be honest, I've watched more than two of those in a row of my own free will.
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Whereas "jaunty theme music" is acknowledged to be the intellectual property of Spielbergo Industries, the defendant has agreed to grant the plaintiff a majority holding of its Boner Management Software shares by way of settlement.

Well, it also plays jaunty theme music.

Managing Unruly Boners Instrument?

Oh, Mighty Isis!

It's an act of sheer foley to try for a movie credits pun this late in the game.

She had neither of those Paltrow virtues, or she might have escaped the possum, through flight or slipperiness. Pretty sure it was a possum.

Yes, together with Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

Do you mean to say that Dr. Frankenstein was less than graceful as a resurrectionist? Yes, there were unintended consequences in the end, but the marriage of vision to passion that characterizes the man's work is my idea of grace. Did you not see the tesla coils?

I named a guinea fowl after her. It's name was Gwyneth Poultry, and it would run after you if you ran away and jump over your head if you stopped short, but it was sadly disemboweled by, I think, a possum.

1. Draw black domino dots on white rectangular pieces of cardboard paper with a marker. Fold the paper in half to create domino invitations. Write the address, time, date and theme of the party inside the invitations and mail them to your guests.

They're really going to make this? You mean It's NAUGHT A RUMOR?

The both a you's got Jungle Fever, the both a you's.

Common mistake, it's actually "Some Kind of Lunchables"

The Super Bass-O-Matic '76 was a Bassblender, also, Roger Waters plays a Fender Bass, so, you know, mind = blown.