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I was at a bar not-watching this, but that was the exact moment I put down my phone and paid attention.

“ I’m not saying I’m the Taylor Swift of boxing, but I’m not not saying I’m the Taylor Swift of boxing”

Worst part for me? Thor and Stark arguing over who’s offscreen love interest was better.

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Has anyone seen a black lady with an onscreen speaking part in a Marvel movie?

Technically, Thanos had the Tesseract. But like the Comcast / Time Warner merger, nothing is a sure thing until it is in hand. Screwing with the Avengers is like screwing with the Justice Dept or the IRS. Just don’t go there unless you want to fight of your life.

Honest to goodness his entire performance in this film makes me think he enjoys being Timothy Dalton almost too much. He is so obviously having a blast.

Definitely one of my top 10 (maybe even top 5!) favorite comedies of all time. The dialogue is insanely clever, layered, and hilarious. The storyline’s major “twist” is ridiculously funny in its simplicity (seriously, the true motivation of the secret society is such a brilliant turn from the intricate set up leading

Yes. Yes, it is a goddamn masterpiece. I prefer it over Shaun due to the secondary characters, unexpected grisly violence, and acknowledgement of the importance of Point Break and Bad Boys 2.

One case I witnessed: at my high school (over 40 years ago)a student teacher (who taught only sophomores) and a student (who was a junior; she was not one of his students) were openly dating. Everybody in my school thought this was a little creepy, although he was not violating either the law (she was 18) or district

But by having a Wiccan there giving the blessing, that was an attack on Christians! (Hint: every public expression of religion, even other forms of Christianity, that they disagree with is a form of persecution to them and an attack on their beliefs. You literally cannot win with these people.)

Because Christians insisted on it, and to not completely violate the Constitution, they also had to promise to let all the other religions take a turn at it if they wanted, because this certainly wasn’t a blatant attempt at shoehorning their personal religion into public political space!

Damn, the wife don’t love herself.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

Why the fuck is there even such a thing as a legislative blessing!?!

Actual footage of the representatives:

I bind you, Iowa legislature, from doing harm!
Harm to your state and harm to your constituents!

Jesus would be pretty pissed about the whole Christian public prayer thing that they usually do before every session, given that whole speech he gave specifically prohibiting it. I doubt he’d be very concerned about what one Wiccan did, and more concerned about how most of his followers are getting his message so

"You win THIS round, Cannizzaro." — Manish Mehta

Manish Mehta and the NYDailynews creating non-troversies had made it nearly impossible to be topped by another beat writer...congrats Canizzarro on topping Mehta. Seriously, what a clown. Joke

As a Jets fan, Mr. Cannizzaro, I can wholeheartedly say- Dick move.