Don’t we all

You may not know it yet, but deep down inside, you want to kill people and taunt the police with clues.

And no mention of Maria “Photon” Rambeau?!

I know this is completely unrelated to the topic, but your comment reminded me of a joke my friends and I had in college. The GI Joe movie had just been announced and we kept joking about it should be a three hour film of each ridiculous GI Joe character arriving to a meeting place in some absurd way (parachuting in,…

Danvers will have a Discman in place of Quill’s Walkman to provide that unique spin you’re looking for.

Well, the two also hung out and ate Chinese food together, which is even more comics accurate. But yeah.

I don’t get why Luke calling Danny out on his privilege is supposed to be calling out Iron Fists first season. Luke calling Danny out on his privilege is the most comics accurate thing he could do!

I think he looks more like another Inhuman.

Interns will be compensated with a daily stipend of Fancy Feast and belly rubs

they should send me his resume I could use an intern for interny things like chasing feathers on sticks and snuggles

Leave me alone, mom! It’s so early. I don’t WANNA go to school.

World Domination “Economics”.

You assume that our international organization hasn’t already infiltrated schools around the globe? Which is a correct assumption, we totally haven’t done anything like that at all.

If Bubba is going to American high schools to figure out nuclear secrets, you guys are further away from fusion than Iran. Try Germany, but just watch out for those shepherds.

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

I vividly remember watching a music video where a woman walks into a Snoop Dog party disgusted by how gross everything is and being put off by the dudes hitting on her, so they attacked her and humiliated her. I turned to my older cousins and asked why they did that. Their response: “That’s what stuck-up bitches get.”…

As per the director, the “origin” of “Bye Felicia” as depicted in the film is entirely fictitious and that scene, one in which a woman is sexually humiliated, is intended to be comic relief. Nothing in the world could make me go see this garbage.