Come on, you just know there will be a scene involving dinobot poop. You just know it.

Hear, hear!

DINOBOTS ARE STUPID!

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a Kryptonian caveman. I fell on some ice, flew through space in a meteor, and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever...…

What everybody copies: Affirmation that anything that anyone does, no matter how abhorrent, is in the end forgiven - all the perpetrator has to do is ask for it. Lots of stuff justifying the hatred and persecution of those different from the reader which is disengenuously used to maintain an "Us vs them" siege…

1. As far as Jupiter goes, we can only theorize from gravitational measurements and Jovian constants. The premise for Jupiter having a core came to fruition when trying to describe how the planet came to be. It is thought that a solid planet consisting of iron, rock, and ice with enough gravitational pull was there…

I'd be interested to know the answers to those questions too.

Used to read this a while ago...what happened to Vance Astro?

Translation of his quote:

A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

"Did I miss something?" is exactly what I was going to ask...

Did I miss something in the article? Or does this not count as a He-Man movie?

Uh, excuse you. This was awesome.

All we need now is fire!

Yeah. I suppose us OMNIvores had sort of always been looking for a replacement. I never thought about it that way.

I cannot understate how influential Omni was in my young formative years.

I cannot fucken stand Natalie Portman. She is just awful.

Ah! And here's the clip

Never forget.

The thing is, if the film-makers behind "Transformers" cared about art, they wouldn't have made the first one...