I’m hoping he won’t waste his talents on a sequel to a really shitty zombie movie.

Sorry, we passed the Dick Van Dyke law forbidding Americans from attempting British accents. Also no colloquially as the Demi Moore bill.

You mention Chyna and man, did her issues sneak through onto the Surreal Life as well. I remember how fragile she came across. I just wanted to give her a big hug and tell her that she was okay. Her stint on Celebrity Rehab underlined it, but it was already apparent in an ostensibly happy show about celebs living in a…

Years ago I met him....we were living California, right after Austin Powers came out, and he was hired to be at a industry party. He was giving out autographs and talking with people. Pictures and tv do no justice to actually how tiny he was. I can’t imagine how rough it must have been for him getting around in this…

See also Jeff Conoway and Celebrity Rehab. Because, surely, rewarding self-destructive behaviors and mental illness with continued employment is the best way for people to overcome addiction.

I really wonder about Dr. Drew. Like, growing up with Loveline, I thought that, though mildly exploitative, a lot of his work…

I never even heard of Slammin’ Salmon, but Beerfest was a good time and considering the popularity of it among my friends at the time I figured it did decently. I was wrong, as I just checked the box office and against a budget of $17.5 million, it did $20 million.

The Surreal Life was just a very mean-spirited show in retrospect. They cast people who clearly had problems, exploited them and basically played them for laughs.

She’s gonna blow our minds by making him a peer as “Baron Bombastic”

I’ve got a friend who walked home from the bar drunk and passed out. When he woke up he was in complete darkness and couldn’t move and thought he was dead or buried in a casket or something. Then he finally realized he had crawled underneath his bed when he was drunk for some reason, and fell asleep underneath it.

Then…

Daryl Hall said on his show that it was wtitten for Hall & Oates, but they had to turn it down because they didn’t have space on their album.

Actually, it’s the other way around. Kanye’s been snarked on so hard, that the only proper way to deal with him is with sincerity and respect.

I’ve seen this movie a couple of times over about 20 years and I wasn’t crazy about it either time; younger me didn’t know what to do with it, and older me was overcome with that self-fellating Boomer stink of an old guy (Hill directing this at about the age then that I was when I last saw this) trying to tell the…

Keyword: affable. A lot of stoner comedies come off very mean-spirited, but Super Troopers is very “friendly” stoner fair with a kind of... positive message? I don’t know, I’ve just always had fond feelings for the first movie.

I wasn’t around for American Airlines’ unlimited lifetime first class tickets, and I couldn’t afford them even if they did it now. But at least with MoviePass I’ve gotten to take advantage of one spectacularly ill-conceived, too good to be true business venture.

I used to love Vin Diesel. But every year that goes by without another Riddick movie makes me love him less.

I hated Super Troopers, but I absolutely love Club Dread. I didn’t see any of the other ones because of how much I hated Super Troopers.

See, I legitimately enjoyed Slammin’ Salmon and Beerfest is one of my favorite dumb comedies, but I just didn’t really get Super Troopers. It’s kind of a shame.

Yeah, the best scenes for me were Tilda opposite Vanessa:

The stuff in the woods with the Wendigo is one of the highlights of the book, and they kinda dropped the ball on it in the movie. It’s got a real Algernon Blackwood vibe in the book.