“You’re telling me!”

Not disagreeing with you, but Republican hypocrisy is so common as to be an assumed standard feature. Note they just spent 8 years fighting tooth and nail against a level-headed, relatively conservative, Harvard-educated Christian family man of humble origins with no skeletons in his closet in order to install a…

A few years ago, me, my wife and another couple were pretending we were cool and after dinner and drinks in Manhattan (we’re all bridge and tunnel folks to the core), made the terrible decision to try to get into one of those underground clubs in some fancy NYC neighborhood with a name I don’t even remember. We’re…

Several coworkers and I were in Indianapolis, and decided to head over to St. Elmo’s Steakhouse. As we’re walking to our table, we pass a group of about 6 or 7 guys walking out. The first guy in their group passes the first guy in our group, and our guy seems to recognize the other. Our guy turns back to the rest of…

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

I’m Jon Hamm

I used to own a PR firm (sold it in ‘08) and PowerBar was one of our clients. Among their many sponsored athletes was Lance Armstrong. We went down to Austin a couple times to film him doing short pieces on various new products. This was after he had won six Tours and was at the height of his fame.

I don’t think it sucks exactly I just think:

You have hurt my Los Angeles-based feelings.

As a fellow Simmons fan — do you get the feeling that he doesn’t really know or keep up with sports quite as much anymore?

That’s like when I was talking to my buddy Hench about how Phil Simms is an idiot because he always says “I was talking to...” and we were talking about when I was talking to House about when he was talking about Phil Simms.

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.

Yup. These are my viewer.

People are weird. Maybe the Malibu and Milk was a poor man’s white russian? You know his family owned a bar and he grew up working in it.

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

My two experiences with this idiot while working in Hwood:

This was delicious. Thank you.

Ahh the LACC. My grandfather was a member and I hated going there because 1) I could never wear pants and had to somehow find a dress (along with nylons/tights) that went at/below the knees, which was impossible for my teenager self and 2) there was a room/bar area that, up until a couple years ago, didn’t allow…

I always had the impression that Billy was an upstanding, loyal family guy until this all came out. Part of me was thinking he was just being dumb and got carried away trying to impress Trump. But, you’re saying you he cheats on his wife and admits to it openly? Maybe he was just talking more dumb s***, trying to…

People don’t change. They just try to change people’s view of them once they do something many thing is repulsive. Once a douche, always a douche.