Please tell me Weiss’ ERA is posted as infinity right now on mlb.com. his whole line should be pretty hilarious right now

Honestly? It would require a revolution, mass redistribution of wealth, the burning of Fox, and a redesign of the education system to instill civic pride. As it stands right now, yeah its not happening. The well has been posioned to much at this point

I snorted out a toke through my nose when I read this. Well played sir, well played.

He’s right, what is it going to take to get the robot umpire. Hell, keep a guy behind home plate for all I care. Just don’t let them call pitches. And don’t fucking tell me that missed calls are part of the flavour of the game. Nothing damages integrity more than watching some pud fucking up a call when every idiot at…

You are probably thinking of Dilation and Evacuation, or a surgical abortion. The method talked about in the article is basically taking pills to induce a miscarriage. There is a midway point because there is a required interval (48 hours? I’m just guessing on this part) between taking the 2 pills.

I’m probably gonna get buried in the greys, but perhaps this could be the start of a new series, where you get some of the youngs on staff to shit on the cultural milestones of the 90s dads, which HAS to be a fairly big demographic around here. It’ll get everyone all fired up about nothing, which is frankly the…

Sometimes you have to give the compost a stir to keep everything cooking

Isn’t that the point though? No need to risk the pitcher and catcher getting near it. Hell, if the shift is big enough it might be easier for a player who is a shitty bunter to check swing a single down the 3rd base line than it would be to lay down a traditional good bunt, especially when it isn’t needed.

You know what? Fuck this guy. I will begrudge him his point about the assholes who are not there for the game and are just generally irritating. But the shit about kids he can go fuck himself. I went in to work early today just so I could pick up my two amd a half year old and be home in time for the opening pitch.…

I’m a little confused, shouldn’t the headline or subject be “old man yells at cloud”?

We calling bullshit? I call bullshit

Almost Old here. Ankle socks really are the way to go if I have to wear foot prisons with shorts. Its hard going back to full socks.

I could see them using that line of thinking, but let’s be honest, Vanessa isn’t waiting for that pudding chinned twat if he ends up taking one for the team. If there’s one thing that we have all noticed to be true, it’s that the one driving principle of the Trump Clan is “fuck you, I got mine.” Donnie Jr isn’t seeing…

You understated it, a lot believe that birth control itself is murder, your body must remain a vessel for God’s plan AT ALL TIMES

Think they meant openly. Article says that an Obama regulation allowing open trans people in the military just went into effect. Now there’s confusion over what Donnie plans on doing

With the pivot to video around these parts, i would like to see a 30 for 30 knockoff about the whole Fultz Affair. Let’s get to the bottom of what happened. Send Dan out after he’s done talking to Eagles fans

Must be his rugged good looks. That shit’s intimidating

Ok, that’s a fair point. Do you see that kinda of appeal happening? Maybe when the judge tore up his letter and more or less told him off is appealable, i just don’t see why anyone would bother. It’s not like a successful appeal would lower the sentence to a point where it means anything

Yeah, but he didn’t go to trial. I’m clearly missing something from what you are saying. How can he appeal saying the process was flawed when the process never happened? Someone please correct me, but I always thought a guilty plea more or less means you agree with the charges, and therefore there is no avenue for…

Didn’t he plead guilty to most of it?