Germany has a reason to be real sensitive to minority cultures. Just sayin'.

Just to be clear here, I did not know about this until I googled "Sofia Vergera mask" after seeing this gif and it led me to this:

In improv, the "backwards scene" game (usually beginning with a dead person lying on the floor) always defeated me. It was too much for my tiny brain.

You don't actually say "tell me your story backwards." You say "Oh, wait, so before you guys got to the bar, where did you stop? And you stopped there because..."

After repeatedly holding up checks to windows to trace over her signature I got to the point where I could forge my mom's handwriting and even she couldn't tell the difference. I think that from 6th grade on my schools may have never seen my mother's actual writing.

I've recently started embracing the idea of lying to people I don't care about regarding stupid shit I don't care about in order to avoid either hassle or getting into personal details about my life I don't want to share. Example: I needed to leave work at a certain time last week, and knew that it was going to be an…

Not to mention the fact that by asking someone to tell their story backwards, you pretty much have to accuse them of lying first. That's sure to go over well.

I found out I was a damn good liar in third and can still remember it to this day. Every Friday, we would take home progress report sheets where you would have a frown face or a smiley face circled with a comment area. These needed to be signed by a parent every weekend and brought back on Monday to turn in. Well I…

I'm neither "Team Chris" nor "Team Gwyneth", but I totally believe that second paragraph, especially the "self-involved" and "more evolved" bit.

What I don't get is why they went for straight up eggs, bacon, sausage, and hasbrown breakfast. One of my favorite places to get breakfast is a local Mexican restaurant. I looooove eggs and beans together. What an easy vegetarian burito! They already have all of the ingredients. They could easily sell an egg and…

Sadly, the real problem here isn't the easy availability of weapons, it's the lack of availability of the kind of decent psychiatric care that would have identified this person as a having problems and tried to get him some help before all this happened. I speak from experience, though I've never stabbed anyone. When…

next year's march madness at jezebel: guns vs. knives!

Uh... do you have anything to back that up? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's not true.

My friend and I were discussing that this morning; our first thought was "thank God the kid didn't have a gun."

And judging from her recent SodaStream/Dylan Farrow debacles ScarJo knows all about insulting.

Over the last few years, it's seemed to me that she's slowly turning into Debi Mazar. But I feel guilty for thinking that because I actually like Debi Mazar. ScarJo I find insufferable.

I could be totally wrong but I think Lena may have been going for irony with that first paragraph. It reads like something Hannah would say in those moments where you can totally see Lena peeking out from behind the curtain whispering "this is not how humans should behave/think". Idk it just doesn't seem like…

I lost ALL respect for Scarlett Johannson since she sided with an oppressive Israeli apartheid state for a stupid endorsement and her comments that criticizing Woody Allen for alleged sexual abuse was "irresponsible" . So much garbage comes out of this woman's mouth, I'm done with her.

I mean, she seems insane.