Emily Watson or Elizabeth Watson?

Oh yes of course. My apologies.

Not that racism is okay, but she is classist and totally unaware. It may be a lesser evil but it's hardly innocuous. Just ask someone who lost their home, while the 1% get richer, how they feel about the 'innocuous' conspicuous 'lifestyle' consumption she advertises on her site. Maybe that should be the conspicuous…

I knew something was up when I got this cryptic message yesterday from the GOOP newsletter titled "A Message from GOOP", and the body was just a link that said "Click here for the message" or somesuch, but no details whatsoever. When I clicked the page just kept loading and loading... and then I saw on Gawker that…

Privately??? Ha! They've methodically built up their family brand, and very successfully. Hell Jolie even put her daughter in her most recent film. Mat Damon, now you could say with credulity that he has sustained his private life.

My STBX announced he no longer was in love with me and he had feelings for his coworker (who was I thought also a good friend of mine). He went to her house the night he left. He's living there now. With her and her 2 kids.

Wow. Just wow. I too have been through a breakup this week (not sure I could call it a conscious uncoupling with a straight face) and we were together for about as long as these two. If that's not the universe's way of telling me that this shit happens to everybody, then... it's just a major coincidence. But still…

Okay, HEAR ME OUT.
Bey hates Kim
Gwyn loves Bey (and would certainly listen to her)
Gwyneth's announcement totally steals some of Kim's thunder?

It's Beyonce's world, people, we just live in it.

I think regular people who are mature and have reasonable expectations have a better chance. Entertainers are on the go a lot and surrounded by attractive people often, so the absence of a spouse + temptation is a frequent issue. Also, many rich people use their money to solve problems, but some problems cannot be…

I've read a few articles about this, and every time I've read "conscious" as "conspicuous." I have no idea why, and clearly this adds nothing to the conversation. But...I guess "conspicuous" still applies.

NOBODY SAID IT WAS EASY

If you're a former America's Sweetheart/Academy Award winning actress/rich blonde white woman who's married to a handsome, rich, Grammy winning, English pop star and you can't be happily married what chance do normal people have? Honestly, what in their lives was so awful that they couldn't stand being around one…

Please tell me that the OMG in this post stands for Oh My GOOP!

Nothing surprises me anymore. Since Reese and Ryan, I've more or less accepted that no Hollywood couple will "make it."

OMG I had a dream that foresaw this just a couple nights ago!

OK, well, actually the dream was about how Ben Affleck wanted to bang me. Lots of people wanted to bang me in the dream, but he was the one I remember most. Anyway, I was all "You can bang me, Ben Affleck, but do you have a condom?" because my dreams are…

It should be interesting when he inevitably begins to date a much younger woman.
Maybe some Tracy Anderson "trainer" .

You know, maybe I'm just feeling raw from breaking up with someone a week ago, but I'm all out of snark. The end of a relationship is hard.

now she is free to bone all the billionaires she wants without the tabloid scandal of being caught cheating.

You know as much as I wish this didnt make me giddy. It does. It really really does. Her trying to spin it, makes it even more awesome.