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So many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start but I'll try. 1) Why do you care how these women have their makeup done? Or how other do their makeup? If they feel fabulous then all you've done is point out how much of an asshole you are. Thumbs up. 2) Second rate drag queens? There just something

This article could've been a good jumping off point for discussing the racism of the small nose beauty ideal. But mocking chicks who fuck up their makeup is easier.

As is so often the case with plastic surgery, I think they were way cuter before than after.

I don't think Lynne Spears' dress is actually white. I think is like a blush or peach color that just looks white in the light used by the photographer, which seems pretty intense. Even so, not a great choice for your daughter's wedding, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right.

it's funny to me how much love she gets on this site. i have a few friends who have worked with her and the general consensus is she is a complete diva/narcissist, is extremely difficult to work with and is very cheap when it comes to her staff. i get that she is beautiful and stylish but there is more to her that

Everyone quit smoking! That's why we have Vicodin.

YAAY, FAACTS!

Gin and tonic is my go-to but when I'm in the tropics I drink my weight in daiquiris and piña coladas.

Jack Daniels over Absinthe? JACK DANIELS OVER ABSINTHE? I mean, to be fair, I doubt everyone has had the magical absinthe moments that I have been lucky enough to experience. One time I got wasted on it at a Peter Pan themed college ball where I was DRESSED AS TINKERBELL, i.e. an actual green fairy, and spent a good

I need this red wine v. white wine thing to be broken down even more. I love me a good glass of California chardonnay, but pinot grigio and riesling can kiss my ass. Similarly, yes to malbec and pinot noir, but death to chianti!

How dare you make me choose between red and white wine. It's like picking a favorite child. I'm pretty sure this is going to traumatize me.

Team Sansa. #teamunderdog

You must be reading a different Jezebel than I am. The one I read counts hundreds of moms among its commenters and generally does a great job of balancing both sides of a given issue.

"Children are wonderful and their way into this world is amazing..." you don't say?! Having given birth after being invaded by an alien for 9+ months, and having raised said ailen to adulthood, I feel more than qualified to offer an opinion in response to your comment. Children, no matter how much you love them, are

Ya but here is the massive difference regarding her debt (regardless of amount) and Student Loan debt. She had bankruptcy protection and could avail herself to it. Her money issues could still be fixed given time. Now think about that. $7 million debt for all sorts of things against lets say even the high end for

I have a neighbor who has a cat that got knocked up, because she let it roam, while she was in heat. She's due in about a week, I think we should have a potluck, what should I put you down for?
Seriously, it's a normal biological process, not a reason for the world to celebrate. See I didn't say horrible malfunction,

...the only mention of children and babies on this article is in your comment.

i didnt think i would feel sorry for her but i do. she lives so completely in her own world that she doesnt seem to get that these people ARE trying to do what is in everyone's best interest. they are right to worry that she wont show up because history shows that she wont! but it seems like she genuinely doesnt get

i'm really sad the movie isn't doing as well as everyone thought it would. i saw it on friday and absolutely loved it. definitely for the fans with all the episode-remembering nuggets (max greenfield's cameo was perfection), but also a complete movie on it's own.