That Liza joke was really weird and nasty and not funny...

I hate this song, but I'm also dead inside, so don't mind me.

I thought this was Sharon Stone.

This makeup is flawless. FLAWLESS. Perfect cat eye.

Dear Pyrax,

The mark of someone terrible at their profession:

I don't get why these photos are released to the public in the first place. It happens before a trial even. The police are disgusting

The questions about this accuser's credibility don't compare AT ALL to the credibility questions surrounding Ms. Farrow. Inconsistencies in Dylan Farrow's story are vague - and she was a small child.

I hate stories like this, because MRAs love them. False rape accusations are about as statistically common as meteor strikes and are a completely specious, idiotic reason to discount rape accusations. But high profile ones like this (yes I am assuming that Faircloth is lying, literally every single piece of evidence…

My grandfather, during his many years as a USC anatomy researcher, studied a man who claimed to be an oxygenarian or breatharian. He had the man under strict surveillance for 6 months. The guy did moderate physical activity, and meditated a lot. Like 3/4ths of his day. And never died. This was the biggest mystery for…

I've found myself in that position after multiple relationships when I let on all too late that I'm just not that into frequent sex. Twice a month and I'm good. Anymore than that and I feel like I'm being badgered into having sex and that makes me an unhappy camper.
The logical answer to me is to just simply find a guy…

How long have you been together? Do you both work full time or have kids?

Am I the only one who thinks that twice a week sounds like a lot? Especially in a stable LTR/marriage - that's twice a week, every week, forever? I like sex with Mr. Peach just fine but we just don't get around to it that often because we're tired. Sad excuse, but dual income relationships with challenging jobs don't…

I've noticed quite recently that in all of my relationships, I have never been the one to initiate sex. I would be quite happy in a sex-less relationship. I don't think that it's a libido issue, because I masturbate quite frequently, but having actual sex with another person doesn't really intrigue me.

How to find cute cat gifs in the hopes that Jezebel will notice you and get you out of the Grey 101.

With all of the mobs of crazed people, I half expected to see Marie Antoinette's head roll by.

I think this is partly why I could never be a parent. I'd be so damn paranoid of something happening that I'd probably end up making my kid a total mess.

So, difference- I'm surprised that Jennifer Lawrence didn't know the end of Anna Karenina. Is it a spoiler after 150 years? I mean, she actually didn't know the ending of a book with one of the most famous endings of all time? Yes, I realize it's possible, but I kind of figure that someone as pop culture savy as…

"There's nothing inherently wrong with Bennet's ambition."

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.