NO, it's a myth. All the women I know have their legs spread and a beer in hand the minute their man/woman opens the door (provided they get home first). Conversely, every man I know is up and at the ready when they see their significant other. This is regardless of sickness, exhaustion, stress, children, etc

Yeah, my ex would always wake up with his boner against my butt, decide to wake me up, too, and then whine DOOO MEEEE~ without any sort of foreplay. I gave in only about 1/3 of the time.
The other 2/3s would just be me growling YOU HAVE TWO HANDS, MAKE EM WORK.
And then I'd go back to sleep while he jerked off.

she is another stupid kid who lives in LALA land with a lot of money and a lot free time on her hands

I have yet to see her say anything intelligent or insightful about the entertainment industry. She comes off to me as extraordinarily immature and unable to see things from someone else's point of view.

I really don't think Miley is intelligent. She just isn't ...

Do people actually have sex on demand no matter what? That seems harder to imagine.

Yes. And sometimes husbands turn down their wives or husbands. Not everyone is always in the mood.

My issues with "lesbian" is that it's used as a noun where as "gay" is an adjective. Nouns pretty much define you where as adjectives are a part of describing you.

Indeed. I have been watching this Mark from my villainous tower, stroking my evil cat, delicately sipping a brandy muttering "Yes... Good... ....good..."

I agree with you. I changed the headline to reflect her own words. Thank you for the insight.

Homophobic people can fuck off whether or not or not being gay is a choice.

Or love Jesus too much?

I'm a college librarian, and my husband teaches at a different college. We just went through the second 2-day "ice day" closure in 3 weeks. Both on Wednesday & Thursday, particularly annoying for college classes that they were on the same days of the week. Lots of professors (including my husband) are having students…

Oh, good, another way for poorer students to fall behind!

Our power went out in NC during the last OhMyGodWe'reAllGonnaDie-alypse. The kids were pissed that we didn't have wifi for a whole two hours. If they'd had been assigned homework, they would have been stoked that the WiFi was out. Lesson: kids hate homework, duhh.

Wait till you look in the mirror without makeup at age 63 (like me). Holy shit.

True. I'm only 24 though and sometimes when I look in the mirror without makeup I think I look as old as time. But a lot of it's sun damage, and smoking, and my general lack of celebrity beauty routines.

it had to be done.

Excuse me, that's my crown. I lost it in the last battle between frost giants and my armies. We won, of course, but lounging on my iron throne made of melted down swords has been much less enjoyable without it.

Whoa whoa....I haven't even gotten through the second paragraph and I read "At 17, Tommy had raped a cheerleader" as part of his fake introduction?