It's the energy industry's position that contaminants only happen from the surface-down. It's knowledgeable engineers' position (though I am not one, so this is hearsay) that wells are inherently faulty, and that contaminants can and do reach groundwater through cracks in the well. Additionally, the act of…

Post something racist to your page.

Turducken of the air.

One gets you out of sticky situations, the other gets you into them.

Hard to eat a blueberry, kiwi, tomato, or strawberry without eating the seeds. Maybe they pick them all out/off, but I sort of doubt it.

Tapped. Browsers are tabbed like notebooks and people are tapped like kegs. Tapped. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang…

Notably absent: Dinosaur and alphabet shapes.

That's why I never driver over 5MPH. You're welcome, everyone.

Free or a lot more expensive, depending on your math skills.

Floors are good places for clocks.

To be fair, we didn't have idiots bringing real guns and shooting each other back then either.

There's an "I like my women like I like my Acuras" joke in there somewhere.

Sure, if you go 0-4000MPH (and the reverse) in an instant. I could be wrong (it's been a long time since physics), but acceleration to 4000MPH at 1g (if that's even economical) would take about 6 minutes, and deceleration the same. Longer acceleration/shorter deceleration could make the trip about 30 minutes total. …

Can't believe this wasn't #1. The only thing we ever shot as well.

*less*

MIT's DRACOs showed promise as a broad spectrum antiviral, but I haven't heard much about it since an initial press release two years ago.

Sugar does not demonstrably make children hyperactive. Being young probably does though. http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/ar…

Calling out rape jokes is never funny. You're funnier than that.

Not true. The bacteria from your colon basically migrate around your entire crotch, including to your junk. And washing, however thoroughly, does not kill or remove all bacteria; it only temporarily reduces their count. Hand washing therefore helps to prevent fecal to oral transmission of bacteria both for…