The trouble is, it’s expensive, unripe out of season fruit. My favorite is to send whatever I would have spent to some charity they would hate but does excellent work and make the donation in their name. Then they get gifted with a surprise thank you card to sputter over and additional solicitations FTW.

Actually, he IS in it. I’m sure this is his favorite bible verse (although, to be fair, it’s only this way in the King James version, so Bobby, being Catholic, wouldn’t have known that) I Thessalonians 4:16 -