No big fish were involved. Big fish don’t need to pull this minor league bullshit.

Has someone warned Angelina that her party is being crashed by a dude who is seriously overdressed?

Right? This specific thing isn't their fault, but it does illustrate what absolute bullshit being a monarch is in 2019. 

I feel like the whole ‘rehab after GoT’ thing gets blown way out of proportion. Drinking can become a coping mechanism for those who work impossibly long hours in high stress situations.

Wait how much Jon Snow did you continue to eat before knowing you didn’t like the taste?

Did you eat the yellow Snow? That would leave a bad taste!

Okay, that is devastating for the kid, and I hope he spends all day every weekend decked out in head to toe Eurovision gear dancing his little face off. But I’d also like some additional info on where a person might acquire a backpack like that...

What I think is that it’s been a very long time since the crimes he’s being convicted of, I think they are relatively high profile crimes, and I think he’s apparently been under indictment for years and years. I also think that responding to those ideas with “LOL. Don’t you know the Justice System sucks” is the type…

Since they’ve complained of other outlets doing this very thing, they should have worked her name into the headline.

I’m a true crime junkie, so I would have, no question.

Why are we doing this in 2019?

If Miley has seven dogs and three cats travelling at 25 km/h, how much rocket fuel would it take to shoot her into orbit?

Miley does seem like a bit of a shithead, but if she distracts Jezebel at large from their favorite transphobic shithead Cardi B, then I’m kinda O.K. with it?  I know--it’s a low bar, but I’ll take what I can get.

Kissing a child, yes, creepy, done to be creepy for a creepy film. It’s a total double standard that they ask this question only of Kirsten Dunst, said child.

Did his precious vaccines keep him from being shoved? No, they did not. #VaccineFAIL #CaseClosed #KidsNeedMeasles #BringThePolioBack #AllTheCoolKidsHaveTheConsumption

The posture is a dead giveaway. She’s going as a tauntaun.

What exactly is a Titanic enthusiast? Like “woo-hoo! I love the place all those people died!”

Fear no more the heat o’ the sun,
Nor the furious winter’s rages;
Thou thy worldly task hast done,
Home art gone, and ta’en thy wages:
Golden lads and girls all must,
As chimney-sweepers, come to dust.