Sad state that music has become when guitar solos have been replaced by someone rapping in the middle instead.

I keep reading about how smart she is, but this is not convincing me. 

You know, at least when Hamlet was beefing with the rulers of Denmark, he had the decency to die at the end.

Ok, exhibit # 1,582 that she’s trash. But even this article, which makes it clear that she is an unabashed asshole, fawns over her. Y’all make me sick. (Not that you’ll ever know, since you grayed me the first time I bitched about Jezebel’s worship of this shit person.)

I really wanted to like her but this is pretty gross and careless. 

Why is this woman such a big favorite on Jezebel? I don’t actively dislike her, but I don’t get the hero worship either.

OMG the Sam Raimi first Spiderman is the best superhero movie. It’s a great standalone film. You are dead wrong.

I dunno, that’s an awful chance a gal’s gonna take for a bit of health insurance, marrying that gnarled piece of drift wood in the hopes that he doesn’t last longer than the Brazilian rain forest fire. Knowing him, he’ll outlive the last remaining glacier.

You and Shawn King both. 

He divorced his wife that he had children with because she was a golddigger.

Andrew,

Thanks for your service; hopefully that means you made it back without sustaining serious injuries?

This is a story I’ve tried and failed to write many times. The closest I got was an Instagram post I tossed up to explain my absence from the internet

So is she going to put the rear glass back on the car before she drives off, or...?

On Grand Exuma Island, 30-50 feral hogs are attacked by you 

Oh, pigs WILL eat human flesh. They’re omnivorous. Don’t leave True on the beach for one second!

Obviously if you’d just been wearing a tank top and overalls, you’d have been fine.  It’s the heavy gear you had that increased your mass making you hit the ground harder.  Plus you weren’t suitably #hydrated.

well, i mean if we are going to be shamelessly self promoting....

They’ll be back, invasive species that they are. The pigs, too.

Imagine being an influencer (I love that spellcheck puts an angry red line under that word). Now imagine being an influencer’s sidekick. Now get off my lawn.