Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

The whole Time Cruise debacle was just a ruse to gain access to CoS's thetan footwear technologies. She's been playing the long game this whole time.

The real joke is that appears to be water which has no calories.

Wait till the plastic surgery starts next year.

I just thought the latter means you have a type. Or at least that’s what I tell myself now while dating a tall red-headed man after dating at least three others in the past....

The answer is C, dating someone that looks like your father/mother/parent

Hello, yes I’m just here to say that I love Nicholas Hoult. Please cast him in all the things. Thank you.

yes thank you for this, now we can all rest easy knowing that the great abortion dilemma of the US is now solved, thanks to iceman295

I have the same anniversary as the Rock now — yesterday was mine and my husband’s one year anniversary!

Just remember that he has the full support of Buckingham Palace the next time you’re fawning over pictures of the next royal baby.

Hey Fishbein...don’t sweat turning 30. I raised more hell between 30 and 40 than a body had a right to and still be standing. A decade of great memories and lovely regrets. May you have the same.

Be patient. We’ll be back there, soon. 

See, walls don’t work. 

Gladly.

Tell us the story of the Golden Tablets, TheGentildouche.

Also as plausible as when Joe Smith got word from God that polygamy was cool, right about the same time as the hot nanny moved in.

For me, that bridge too far was believing crazy bullshit.

“Everything’s good, I love the guy. He’s the best thing that ever happened to this country.”

Just my childless teacher 2 cents, so take with a grain of salt. If you (as a woman) define your life as a #boymom, it makes my life as said boy's teacher a bit difficult.  These boys, as middle schoolers, are very emotional that their teacher doesn't adore them with the intensity of their mom.  I genuinely like most…

His family tree, especially his branch, might make for some interesting revaluations.