"Even more so than the premiere, this episode introduces the central tenant of Windsor leadership"

Jeeze, that was embarrassing to read!

Which episode is this a review of? It doesn't seem to say anywhere.

"one of the most legitimately uplifting sequences we’ve had on the show"

That clock definitely takes batteries. I know, because I have one myself.

That's because it's a popular podcast that a lot of people have been listening to and have found very compelling. I listened to it for that reason and I also found it compelling.

I understood what they meant; I find "right in the feels" quite an amusing and delightful neologism. Don't try to fight it man, it'll do your blood pressure no good at all and nobody likes a curmudgeon.

What a bizarre system.

But with those shitty iPhone headphones? Come on!

I dunno, there's science an' all that.

What would "evenly distributed" even mean though? Even geographically? The same proportion of each town? Each family? How big is a family? Etc. etc.

The reviewer seems to have a rather shaky idea of what "Shropshire" is.