Not directly answering your question (you said “football,” not “hockey”) but I’ve always found North Dakota fascinating in this regard: the Fighting Sioux [sic, I know that’s not it any more] and the Bison. I assume, but can’t offhand prove, that North Dakota is the only school whose main-campus state universities’…

Got it. Thanks.

I know, right? I am very, very accustomed, for obvious reasons, to seeing any civil complaint begin with Jurisdiction and Venue. Presumably both are appropriate here, under the statutes cited in the first, unnumbered paragraph - but the first question I had when I got into this was, “why MN,” and that question was…

I did this on my first-ever HR in Little League.

anthropologising

the unfortunately named UAE Healthy Kidney 10K

That is an unusual and relatively permissive jail. Also (thankfully), you can’t have been in there for anything all too serious. Also, that is totally commensurate with them wanting you out of there. Awesome.

Uh, yeah. Not only do you have to call on the jail phone (all calls therefrom are not only listened to, but are recorded, and are saved for years, at least in Alaska), there’s no way in hell that you’re getting your cell phone back. Chances that there’s something on that phone that’s evidence of your alleged crime, or…

Most precisely, “because pertinent acts or omissions giving rise to the forfeiture occurred within the Middle District of Florida,” Complaint at ¶ 3(a). I.e., that’s why this has been filed in Florida. Then it is (allegedly) illegal because their activities were illegal under state and federal law.

April 7, 2011, Frozen Four semifinals. Michigan got an early goal against North Dakota, then made it hold up over 53 more excruciating minutes. G Shawn Hunwick, who is 5’ 6”, made 40 saves for the shutout, sending those racist fuckwads home for the season.

I went to Michigan for grad school, discovered college hockey there, and fell in love.

Oh man, that’s fantastic. Yeah, I tend to think that when you can credibly and literally claim to be a pioneer for both your sport and your gender, you don’t have to throw in disclaimers like that.

Man, that would be great, for so many reasons.

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Well, I’d say we can identify his weakness.

I understand now. I agree completely. Thanks.

“That could be used against him in a civil proceeding.”

Figure, what, 3 beers per person over the course of the game? That’s another 15,000 potential urinals.

FWIW, I learned the setup as, "Why were Typhoid Mary and Sir Edmund Hillary doomed to fail as a couple?"

why O'Neill would take time to motivate a 3-6 team