The header picture is a sea otter, and the one from the aquarium shows Otto was a river otter.

Kan Jam is a fun game that can be played by a wide-range of ages and abilities. The masters can play with a beverage in hand. It made its name in tailgating circles but translates well to the yard.

Kan Jam is a fun game that can be played by a wide-range of ages and abilities. The masters can play with a beverage…

Cornhole!! Good for lawn games and tailgating alike. And you can customize your boards.

Cornhole!! Good for lawn games and tailgating alike. And you can customize your boards.

Molkky (called Finska in Australia)

Molkky (called Finska in Australia)

Counterpoint: Skiing is great, but your take is bad and you should feel bad. (Also, skiing in North Carolina is the gas station sushi of skiing.)

So many glaring omissions.

Scrambled eggs is also cooked mayo

IN FACT! egg nog has a fascinating history! In London in the 1800s and earlier, it was a very fancy drink, because if you could get egg and dairy and just make a punch of them, you were a very fancy, moneyed person. Look at you, getting fresh dairy and egg in the big city!

It’s fine that you dislike eggnog. It’s not for everyone and is best in small doses. But you calling it mayo, is like calling a crepe an omelette because they are both made with eggs.

Mayo= Egg+Oil

“Spiced” mayonnaise has a name: aioli.

Delete this post before more people see it. They are not the same and this sounds ridiculous. Knock it off.

I mean with this line of thinking lets play a game!

It’s like...have you had and enjoyed creme brulee?

I mean, I hate mayo and I’m not a huge fan of eggnog (we’re mulled cider/wine people), but even I’m not going to claim there’s a whole lot of crossover between the two. Even texture-wise they’re different. If your eggnog has any semblance of dijon, lemon juice, and/or vinegar flavors, you’re doing it seriously wrong.

Boy have I got news for you about a thing called custard

It is a custard.

Candy Corn. So gross. Stale when made. No flavor at all other than nondescript sweet overload. The kind of shit they feed you in Byzantine underworlds. Good & Plenty is vile as well, good call.

Circus peanuts. How do they even still exist. They smell like rotting cantaloupe. They taste like banana peel.

Yellowstone is awesome. It’s really easy to avoid the crowd, you just have to go more than 100 yards from the road and avoid things like Old Faithful. There are amazing hikes, and all sorts of hidden treasures to find. You just have to be willing to use your legs a bit.